Look out - detoxers about

The beginning of February is a dangerous day on the pub calendar, because that's when the January abstainers return, looking healthy, feeling superior and having trouble standing up after two drinks. Try to be nice, and think of  what they've had to go through, like drinking horrendous non-alcoholic concoctions when they could have stayed in a nice pub like the Duke of Cambridge in Islington and had all the yummy juices they wanted.