Monday, 22 June 2009
My hat's bigger than yours
Ah, Ascot. Measure the height of your hat against your neighbour's, shout 'Huzzah' at the Queen, and generally pretend you're a 19th-century aristocrat. Or, if you're actually interested in horseracing, stay well away from the course and settle down to a proper day's business in the Plough Inn at Ford in the Cotswolds.